This was your very first picture as a real live out of the womb person. You were less than a minute old. You also had kind of a pointy head (that was attributed to a lot of effort on your part). You smelled funny but they took care of that right away.

They also gave you your very own Lindsay Lohan SCRAM bracelet as soon as you came out. You can't see that in the photo, but it was to make sure no one could steal you. Of course the white clamp is on what is left of the umbilical cord that connected you and Mom for the last 40 weeks.

Obviously you were crying, but it was the sweetest sound I had ever heard.